Weird names.
So, I frequently encounter names of members of the general public in my daily routine and often they are better names than I could ever make up. Some of today’s gems really cracked me up:
-Warlock Ulrich
-Scarletta Rash
-Neil N. O’Neil
-Truth Bath
-Brock Manly
I think the guy named Warlock was really into LARP-ing and may have legally changed his name, but the others were seriously just *given* these magical names. I also know a guy named Zephyr Thoreau.
Amazing.
All clear! Happy New…..year…..I MUST INSIST, I REPEAT, these coordinates indicate that we’re ALL DEAD. Man your battleships!
the drunken, bike-riding topless woman outside my building just now



