February 2009
dek-says-so:
Maybe it’s because I’m cranky, stressed and sick but I really can’t think of anything more disgusting than a hot dog eating contest right now. Screw you, Food Network. No one wants to see that shit.
Sorry you’re sick! I had to laugh at this, though…this is why we’re best friends. <3
January 2009
“But does all this sexual imagery in the air mean that sex has been liberated—or...”
– Naomi Wolf on porn in NY Mag via debauchette (via think4yourself) (via 24freedinners)
Naomi Wolf owns.
Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You... →
24freedinners:
notthatkindagay:
Since noticing the rice disparity moments ago, you have considered a number of tactics to rectify the situation, including hesitating slightly before advancing to the beans and meat in order to convey your concern; staring intently at the other burrito in hopes of drawing attention to its incongruent size; and simply asking the Chipotle employee for a little more...
“Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...”
– Maddow (via uoma) (via newsandbooze) (via butnotmine) (via apsies) (via think4yourself) (via borednyc) (via erinshannon) (via emilyposts) (via marjchun)
God, Maddow. Could I love you more?
(via shiningstar)
(via dek-says-so)
hi hater
getbuck:
this girl, who is really stylish as fuck, asked me to open up a door for her. i didn’t really look up but when i did, i noticed her glasses were those 70’s huge tinted eye glasses that every hipster is wearing except hers were EXCEPTIONALLY large. i had to hold back from saying something to her.
i mean, is it really necessary? i get it. it’s cute. but seriously, they take up 80% of yr...
Dear Elisabeth Hasselbeck: please stop breeding.
zer0her0:
allisonweiss:
“Dancing in the Dark”...
““The government of the United States is in no sense founded on the Christian...”
– (via the405) (via kapitalisthippie) (via atheistramblings) (via thegreatradsby) (via paulytamale) (via nicolesuz) (via maconsiglio)
Can I get an AMEN!?!
(via thewayoftheworld)
“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...”
– Jack Handey (via 24freedinners)
Dear Fat Ass →
Wow. NO words.
