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“Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did...”
— David Sedaris (via chloabelle)...
Dec 2nd
Hahaha…I actually met Patrick Stewart once.
Dec 2nd
teach a kid not to fish, might save the fish (via caffeina)
Dec 2nd
deadshot: deusexmchna: randominternet: via catastrofe
Dec 2nd
gluttonyisabliss: (via Amelia PS) Dollar pancakes.
Dec 2nd
24freedinners: newresolution For Staci. Get the hell out...
Dec 1st
Wal-Mart death preventable, union says
Dec 1st
(via tofuttibreak) You’ve been warned!!
Dec 1st
gluttonyisabliss: sarcastic: (via cityofwonder) ...
Dec 1st
“My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for...”
— Woody Allen (via...
Dec 1st
Rusted piano (via lucas.deshazer)
Dec 1st
kari-shma: (via: Weheartit)
Nov 30th
kari-shma: (via: Weheartit) I need more tights…all...
Nov 30th
Dixie Mountain (via lucas.deshazer)
Nov 30th
noahkai: (via thenewfilosofee)
Nov 30th
“I have boycotted Wal-Mart for years because of the way they...”
— Larisa Alexandrovna (via...
Nov 30th
noahkai: scout: gluttonyisabliss: (via deridere) ...
Nov 30th
noahkai: motionsensorsoundtrack: ...
Nov 30th
24freedinners: (via homecoming) I love this...
Nov 30th
(via yimmyayo)
Nov 29th
I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor'...
Nov 29th
soupsoup: danhacker:ajhan: via fc40.deviantart.com We...
Nov 29th
preduke: ministry of silly walks My all-time favorite Monty...
Nov 29th
For Devin. <3
Nov 28th
rulesformyunbornson: No wonder George Peppard is A Team...
Nov 27th
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Nov 27th

Excuses, excuses.

Nick: Next summer, I'm going to learn how to cook and eat squirrels.
Tona: Why don't you just do it now?
Nick: Well, I have an 18-page paper to write.
Nov 27th
natface: (via filigree) This made me laugh so friggin hard.
Nov 27th
proudpbskid: For Staci. It’s the best gift...
Nov 27th

VINTAGE MELONI

katiebakes: “I’m pressing charges!” “Don’t press your luck.” That is RIGHT! Don’t fuck...
Nov 26th
soupsoup: katiebakes: CNBC is reporting major terror attacks - between 7 and 10 - in Mumbai,...
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
I wish I could pull off pixie hair as well as Mia Farrow...
Nov 26th
“If you want to be happy, be.”
— Tolstoy Stop talking about...
Nov 26th
“Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker...”
— Mark Twain. (via...
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
deadshot: Beauchamp Falls, Victoria, Australia Gorgeous.
Nov 26th
(via sraz)
Nov 26th
soupsoup: cellophaneflowers:suyhnc: halbot.ru: у нас все...
Nov 26th
(via o00o0o1)
Nov 26th
soupsoup: Tony returns to Les Halles to work a double. ...
Nov 26th
lavenderlines: amandoline:jessicap:cakeface: ...
Nov 26th
jessperation: even turkeys love thanksgiving
Nov 25th
Jack: I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want all of our love letters.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want all of your parents' love letters.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want full stake in the Arby's franchise we bought outside of Telluride.
Bianca: Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!
Nov 25th
fussballmeister: What happens when you piss off a rocket...
Nov 25th
natface: More like Dogurday am I right??
Nov 24th
allcreatures: lickystickypicky: Love the bears.
Nov 24th
(via kari-shma)
Nov 24th
(via tofuttibreak) HAHA, lmao @ Dane Cook.
Nov 24th
(via deadshot)
Nov 24th
lickystickypicky: These letters from God always make me...
Nov 24th
(via tofuttibreak)
Nov 24th
kari-shma: (via: obliviousfire) Ahh! Is that Nerds candy...
Nov 22nd
allcreatures: (via etrangere)
Nov 22nd
incurable: masshole: sufjanssteven: On the next Arrested...
Nov 22nd
sraz: wayne-remy: Bookstore Sorting Fail « FAIL Blog:...
Nov 22nd
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at...”
— Dwight Schrute
Nov 22nd
allcreatures: memory03: (via photoholic)
Nov 22nd
24freedinners: noahkai: animalinsider:...
Nov 22nd
Warch Watch
aja: Someone from the YouTube comments (really!) said it best: “This is like watching a David...
Nov 22nd
allcreatures: (via mollylambert) Haha, she looks just like...
Nov 21st
(via proudpbskid)
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
rulesformyunbornson: REQUIRED LISTENING: The Faces, “Stay With Me” A classic.
Nov 21st
gluttonyisabliss: via framboise. Chrysanthemum tea.
Nov 21st
marriedtothesea.com
Nov 21st
Mom, is that you?
Nov 20th
noahkai: notthatkindagay: (via allcreatures) I’m....
Nov 20th
noahkai: hotwheels: People’s Car, 1936 Forever and ever...
Nov 20th
malty: I sent my mom (who is an actual beer s.n.o.b) the...
Nov 20th
deadshot: tatielle: audrey hepburn
Nov 20th
lavenderlines: cachemireetsoie:Black*Eiffel Karen,...
Nov 20th
lavenderlines: stewardesses:(via browncardigan) 1. Wow! ...
Nov 20th
(via tofuttibreak) My father taught me to always have a...
Nov 20th

Just have to share...

lickystickypicky: Am listening to “Death in Venice” by Gustav Mahler and it is an out of body...
Nov 20th
unicornology: (via entrails) HAHA!
Nov 20th
superpoop.com
Nov 20th
the scarlet status update (via passiveaggressivenotes) Ugh,...
Nov 20th
marriedtothesea.com
Nov 20th
Does anyone else remember how awesome this...
Nov 20th
24freedinners: navyblue: notthatkindagay: ...
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
noahkai: craytonc: thenightdances: veiledyellow: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - “Maps” ...
Nov 19th
noahkai: (via potterspoet)
Nov 19th
via www.admit-one.net
Nov 18th
via hunch.se There is a god.
Nov 18th
via home.earthlink.net
Nov 18th
(via homecoming)
Nov 18th
(via retrozone)
Nov 18th
“Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We...”
— Kurt Vonnegut. (via...
Nov 18th
secretdreamer: justalittlefaith: ...
Nov 18th
unicornology: fletter: Top 4 Best Things (via Ray...
Nov 18th
allcreatures: (via pilnick)
Nov 17th
“Cookery means the knowledge of Medea and of Circe and of...”
— RUSKIN. (from a 1938 Boston...
Nov 17th
(via deadshot)
Nov 17th
o00o0o1: haha. Egads!
Nov 17th
azspot: THE SHALLOWEST GENERATION No shit.
Nov 16th
marriedtothesea.com
Nov 16th
noahkai: potterspoet: allcreatures: Albino Great Horned...
Nov 16th
kari-shma: justo:(via secretdreamer) I’m pretty sure...
Nov 16th
“Of all religions, the Christian should of course inspire the...”
— Voltaire (via stupidinboston)...
Nov 16th
kari-shma: More Mario Cupcakes…. mmmmm !
Nov 15th
kari-shma: Lego Cakes !
Nov 15th
homecoming: moodaholic
Nov 15th
kari-shma: Last Colour by `Gwarf
Nov 15th

I think I'm the only person that likes...

malty: theloveyturtle: Everyone else is complaining about how rainy it is and how much they hate...
Nov 15th
marriedtothesea.com
Nov 15th

Dear Automatic Air Freshener In the KTVA...

incurable: You are very loud and unpredictable. I’ve been told you go off every seven minutes,...
Nov 15th
kari-shma: Infrascapes in Somogy - IX by *DimensionSeven
Nov 15th
alcachofa: necoration: Me … and Mini Me: Teddy (left) and...
Nov 15th
Warch Watch
This speaks volumes about what’s wrong in our society.
Nov 15th
Reasons You Might Die of Consumption in a...
Nov 14th
superpoop.com
Nov 14th
retrozone: atherdiscretion: Not sure of the...
Nov 14th
I love Portland.
Nov 14th
via media-2.web.britannica.com abandoned classroom,...
Nov 14th
via upload.wikimedia.org Abandoned Ukrainian village near...
Nov 13th
via www.bagofnothing.com abandoned amusement park
Nov 13th
youwillbeassimilated: Two hundred-year-old vampire killing...
Nov 13th
aja: Lost America ::::: Cold War Relics Every pool should...
Nov 13th
lickystickypicky: Scary….this is the end of you. When the...
Nov 13th
deadshot: (via lolrdj) For Karen.
Nov 13th
folkinz: oh ally sheedy…this is one movie that i could...
Nov 13th
dek-says-so: moneyissues: (via sleepythief) I...
Nov 13th
“I don’t know the key to success but the key to failure is...”
— Bill Cosby (via littlemiss)...
Nov 13th
deadshot: srsly: thedailywhat: Cat owners: get the...
Nov 13th
lavenderlines: unicornology:soupsoup:...
Nov 13th
lavenderlines: iankermit:ffffound: MySpace.com - My Fisty...
Nov 13th
getthefuckoutrightnow: exquisitexcorpse: photoholic:...
Nov 13th
deadshot: brightredlemons: heyyoshimi: theduty: (via...
Nov 12th
folkinz: this bull is ready to party
Nov 12th
Budget Cuts (via mindbottling)
Nov 11th
dailyotter: Via
Nov 11th
(via getthefuckoutrightnow)
Nov 11th
deadshot: dailyotter: Via DAILY OTTER?! Why was I not...
Nov 11th
lickystickypicky: Totally support this! all the way. I love...
Nov 11th
(via deadshot) Devin, let’s move here and live...
Nov 11th
(via deadshot)
Nov 11th
Alaska Bear Playground (via Umnak)
Nov 11th
noahkai: stalk: craytonc:(via drylow) OMG!!
Nov 11th
(via deadshot)
Nov 11th
I had kimchee nabe for dinner…yum.
Nov 10th
(via yimmyayo)
Nov 10th
“In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.”
— Julia Child (via...
Nov 10th

Children's Books That Didn't Make It

lickystickypicky: hunsonisgroovy: johnaugust: You Are Different and That’s Bad The Boy Who...
Nov 10th
(via homecoming)
Nov 10th

So cute...

Me: Does this look okay? (gesturing to work clothes combo of white shirt, black sweater vest, black skirt, and Converse)
Devin: Yeah, you look very colonial-America...
Me: Uhhhh, what?
Devin: Uhh, no, I mean, you look really Puritan. Like, a really *hot* Puritan...right? (getting flustered)
Me: (shaking head and laughing) Ok...I love you.
Devin: Fuck. Never mind!
Nov 9th
(via tofuttibreak) HAHAHAHA
Nov 9th
(via homecoming)
Nov 9th
dek-says-so: Go for the burn! He’s gotten so much...
Nov 9th
dek-says-so: (via lunchbagart) Because everyone is doomed...
Nov 9th
(via kari-shma) Zooey Deschanel is so freaking...
Nov 9th

Top 10 Mad Scientists in History

lickystickypicky: Vladimir Demikhov: The Two-Headed Dog Surgeon Stubbins Ffirth: The Yellow...
Nov 8th

I am affraid I can only marry a fellow...

lickystickypicky: There’s no other man that would understand the need for constant blogging and...
Nov 8th
kari-shma: (via: Dockera)
Nov 8th
kari-shma: (via: vi.sualize.us)
Nov 8th
marriedtothesea.com
Nov 8th
Field (via lucas.deshazer) My brother is cool.
Nov 7th
(via deadshot)
Nov 7th
“It’s so much easier to be someone I like when I’m in Oregon.”
— (via happypancake) p.s. I’ve...
Nov 7th

Who Killed Mr. Boddy? (a list)

incurable: The Cure The Broadway cast of “Seussical, the Musical” Fidel Castro Big Bird Guns...
Nov 7th
noahkai: livesophia: CHANGE! See what I did there? ...
Nov 7th
noahkai: paulprosseda: this is in sf ricky-the-rabbit: ...
Nov 7th
“He’s young, handsome and tanned.”
— Italian Prime Minister Silvio...
Nov 7th
“But last night, after a lengthy break between his regular...”
— Bob Dylan: “Things are going...
Nov 7th
noahkai: incurable: Via William Dalton
Nov 7th

You gotta love those English.

Lady Astor: If you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea.
Winston Churchill: If I were your husband, I'd drink it.
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HAHAH!
GREATEST COMEBACK EVER!
Ah, dry, bitter English wit. It's my favorite.
Nov 7th
(via kari-shma)
Nov 7th

I love Portland.

Hostile Territory A group of 15 Republicans in suits and their entourage of stuck-up Proto-MILFs...
Nov 7th
malty: I want a cupcake Clearly, so do I.
Nov 7th
lavenderlines: lookmom: Aren’t these pretty books? I...
Nov 7th
free cupcake (via view-askew) Haha!
Nov 7th
Cupcakes (via aloha_pineapple)
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
(via proudpbskid)
Nov 7th
noahkai: (via vainasdeharold)
Nov 7th
kari-shma: Pacman Cupcakes
Nov 7th
kari-shma: (via: Pixdaus) Sorry for the clown picture,...
Nov 6th
deleteyourself: Watching ET last night makes me realize...
Nov 6th
kari-shma: karris:(via sailors) I love old maps.
Nov 6th
malty: Does is bother anyone else that the Plaid Pantry logo isn’t plaid? Haha, yes!
Nov 6th
kari-shma: mmm cupcake
Nov 6th
kari-shma: (via hit-or-miss)
Nov 6th
kari-shma: (via hit-or-miss)
Nov 6th
kari-shma: (via: vi.sualize.us)
Nov 6th
superpoop.com
Nov 5th
(via kari-shma)
Nov 5th
“We need men who can dream of things that never were.”
— John F. Kennedy
Nov 5th

President-elect BARACK OBAMA!

This is the best day of my life.
Nov 5th
24freedinners: buyhercandy: thebronzemedal:kaytee:...
Nov 5th
“It is mathematically impossible for McCain to win at this...”
— Blakeley (via nickmcglynn)...
Nov 5th
malty: thewordunheard: My Obama cupcakes. I am...
Nov 5th
for those who don't know...
Nov 5th
Warch Watch
I needed some happy fuzzy memories to keep me going while I nervously await election results.
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
noahkai: incurable: Did you know that Luna Moths emerge...
Nov 4th
(via lavenderlines)
Nov 4th
kari-shma: present:passthrufire: my love for you is a...
Nov 4th
“Yesterday, Dick Cheney came out of his undisclosed location....”
— Barack Obama on Dick Cheney’s...
Nov 4th
“What did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican...”
— The West Wing (via aja,...
Nov 4th
What will defeat do to the Republicans?
Nov 4th
via photo.net I feel as though my entire life is about to...
Nov 4th
I HATE YOU IVE ALWAYS HATED YOU!!!!!
Nov 3rd

Is it Just Me?

noahkai: notthatkindagay: robgonemild: Does anyone else out there have Tumblrs that you follow,...
Nov 3rd
“When you live for others’ opinions, you are dead. I don’t...”
— Carlos Slim Helu (via...
Nov 2nd
I’ll never sleep again.
Nov 2nd
(via kari-shma) Old radios and old books…two of my...
Nov 2nd

Best Break Up Letter Ever?

noahkai: noahs-mum21: Boosh is never one to spread gossip like other college blogs seem to enjoy...
Nov 2nd
“Screw all of you haters. Being in love is the best thing in...”
— Nudawn (via livesophia) (via...
Nov 2nd
lavenderlines: skysignal:Kevin and Winnie. Haa…my...
Nov 2nd

if you have no idea what you are talking...

Customer: Can I have like... a medium tazo... chai- is that a drink?
147xxxx: Yeah, its a pretty popular one
Customer: So what is it actually called?
147xxxx: you would just order a grande chai latte
Customer: NO, no, not a latte. a tazo chai.
147xxxx: Oh, you wanted a chai tea - like with tea bags?
Customer: no.
147xxxx: Well tazo is the name of the company that makes chai. We only have two kinds of chai: chai latte and chai tea.
Customer: Well it isn't a tea
147xxxx: ... okay. (she's getting a chai latte)
Customer: And can you put some soy in the milk.
147xxxx: (wtf) you want it made with soy milk?
Customer: yeah... (looking at me like I'M the dumb one) just put some soy in the milk.
147xxxx: ... okay (to bar partner) grande soy chai
Nov 2nd
proudpbskid: The Levee breaking in New Orleans. How well did...
Nov 1st
noahkai: florencio: te mato te mato This looks like...
Nov 1st
noahkai: (via anarchist) HAHAHA. I don’t know why...
Nov 1st